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Presidential expiration dates mandate that after a certain period of time (eg. 4 years) the presidents term will be concluded and they will be put to death.

Maxime Bernier was a Rhinoceros Party candidate who ran in opposition to Maxime Bernier (the PPC candidate), taking away thousands of votes him from.

You are Ted Cruz, a senator for the state of Texas. Major storms have hit your state, causing widespread power outages, no running water, and no heat in many areas. Your house is cold and your daughters want to go to Mexico. You want to be a good dad.

You are Ted Cruz during the GOP primary. Due to the deterministic nature of our universe, you are inevitably about to accidentally retweet a step-mom porn video called dick 4 2. You have two tabs open.

Both Ted Cruz and Justin Trudeau were a debaters in the University circuit in their youth, with Trudeau losing to Cruz at Yale IV.

You are Ted Cruz. You have lost the Senate race to Beto O'Rourke and your wife has left you for Beto O'Rourke. The Quebec dairy lobby has approached you asking you to legally defend them for feeding palm oil to their cows, causing hard butter.

You are Ted Cruz, the police have unveiled definitive proof that you are the zodiac killer, there is also definitive proof that you the son of Fidel Castro. Cuba has offered you asylum.

You have cruz-ed into the Leger tournament. To your dismay you notice that nobody re-cruz-ed them in their setting of so many fucking Ted Cruz motions. Cruz-ially, your case on cruz ships got you an L - leaving you in the bubble with no cases. If you don't break, you'll be underestima-TED, and you'll be very dissappoin-TED.